Wedding Announcements now make you sick.

I’ll admit to reading the wedding announcements in The New York Times a few times, then again I was a wedding planner so I guess it’s not like admitting to secretly doing brain surgery while working as a paralegal.

The few times I took a peek I’d look immediately at the ones with photos or those that showed a large age difference. I personally never wanted my announcement in any paper because I never thought anyone should care about my “breeding” but that’s just me.

I now pronounce this wedding announcement in The New York Observer as taking the Sylvia Weinstock wedding cake. Can you stomach it?

When Sarah Mascare�as, a blond, blue-eyed bombshell Yalie (yes, they do exist), first walked into the law offices of Cravath, Swaine and Moore, where she was starting as an associate attorney, she was prepared for a hefty workload and a big paycheck. She wasn’t prepared for Doğan Perese, also an associate and a dreamy, dark-haired Harvard grad (yes, those exist too!) who couldn�t stop staring at her.

No, wait.. it’s not done. Now scroll down to -

The date was arranged for Gramercy Tavern at 8, but at midnight, the two lusty legals were just leaving the office.

Congratulations Dogan and Sarah… you’ve succeded in shocking half of Manhattan.

Read the entire astonishing piece if you dare - here.

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