- Why anyone would email me and pitch me on their site for swinging parents.  If I was a teenager and came home to find my mom and dad with another couple, oh forget it.. I can’t even think about it. Go ahead … call me a prude.

- Who would actually watch (or admit to watching) a Court TV show hosted by Star Jones Reynolds.  Seriously isn’t enough of our evenings filled with shows hosted by the likes of Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren… do we really need more?

- The thought behind giving my three and a half year old daughter a bottle of mauve jewel toned Anna Sui nail polish.  Did you think she wouldn’t try and give herself a pedicure… which means my hardwood floors would get one too!?

- Why people offer me coupon codes after I already did my online shopping on that site? It’s happened three times this week. Talk about having really bad timing. I am destined to always pay retail.

- What goes on in the mind of the bed and breakfast vacationer who purposely decides to stay at Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s Chateau La Rue in Temecula, CA. They may be Inn Love but anyone who stays there must just want something fun to do on a Friday night and they’ve exhausted every other option.  When I think Bed and Breakfast, I think owners who have been doing that for years and will make my stay pretty much better than decent.

- If there can be a Rice pudding delivery service, why hasn’t someone thought of a dessert delivery service a la Galaxy Cookies or a Kozmo but just for dessert. YUM!