Pretty much everyone already knows I chose to wait until the baby is born to find out if a boy or girl would be arriving. For those who chose to question this “earth shattering” decision, I politely reminded them I didn’t find out the baby’s gender this time around because I already have a little boy and a little girl and figured why not let this be a surprise… a healthy surprise.
But since that belly button of mine popped like a turkey dinner, strangers on the street have been taking it upon themselves to tell me their very scientific predictions on whether a boy or a girl will be arriving. Without me asking.
That’s right; I never asked any of these people. Not a one. I am not sure if they think I couldn’t afford an ultrasound so it was up to them out of all the people in the city to tell me their 100% accurate prediction. Or else I would have to wait a whole 40 weeks to find out the baby’s gender.
While waiting for the light to change so I could waddle across I heard –
Excuse me Miss but you are having a boy. That’s a boy you are having!
At the Pakistan Tea House where I was a regular because this pregnancy I was surprisingly able to eat mild and semi spicy chicken, the owner declared –
You are having a boy.
By the grocery store where I stood waiting to hail a cab –
It won’t be long before he comes. That boy is ready.
The lady in the elevator who reached out and touched my belly questioned –
A boy, right?
At the kids’ pediatrician’s office while I waited to pay for the office visit –
I can’t see the pregnancy in your face at all. That means you are having a boy.
And then the guy in the hallway at my new office walked by and said something different –
I have a girl at home. You are definitely having a girl.
Let’s just say, no matter what the final votes are for boy or girl, I’m not donating any baby clothing to charity just yet. I’ve waited this long. I can wait a little longer before I regain space on my bedroom floor currently housing clothing trunks.


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