Listen here buddy…

Just because I happen to have given birth doesn’t mean all I think about is bottles, bibs and bags with 400 predetermined compartments.

Last time I checked, I kept my breasts and that another part which made me a woman the first time I gave birth.  So while I am a mom, I’m still most definitely a woman. Be not afraid to bring up breaking news, restaurant openings and newly released non-fiction books when I’m in the room.

Thanks for making it easy for me by telling me that motherhood was the reason I probably couldn’t attend the party you mentioned you were having. I’ve never had the urge to blame motherhood so I would appreciate it if you don’t assume it’s up to you to do it for me.

Got it?

Good.