Everyone who asked over the past 2 years why I wasn’t on MySpace heard the same reason… because I’m not 14 or a guy pretending to be 14 in order to meet impressionable high school girls. 

And then I’d hear -

It’s not like that. It’s for bands…

I’m not a band..

No you can connect with your favorite bands. 

Um, I had a chance to connect (wink, wink) with my favorite guitarist and I didn’t.
You really think I have time to connect in the land of cyberspace. 

It’s about global networking and you can promote yourself.

Oh you mean like LinkedIn. Yeah, I didn’t join that one either.

You can get jobs from this.

Doubt it. I’ll be keeping my clothes on.

People will hire you.

Doubtful. Tila Tequila and I have nothing in common.

How do you know about Tequila?

My friend Tracy told me about her when she joined MySpace.

Please, join.

OK, fine – stop annoying me.  Hell has officially frozen over.
Go forth to my MySpace page.  Just don’t expect anything exciting to happen on it.

Make me one of your Top Friends.

Oh please. It’s Tom and then whomever ends up on there.  I told you not to expect a full fledged MySpace user.  lol

I have 4,400 Friends.

Wow, I don’t know that many people. I’ll probably have 20 Friends on MySpace.

I don’t know all of them. I just added them. You can add anyone you want. Hilary has a page. Obama has a page. Even Bush has a MySpace page but no one wants to add him. *Laughs*

But they really aren’t managing their MySpace page themselves so what’s the fun in that?!