I know it has been a while since I posted my “Oh woe is me, Natalie’s gone away what will I do” post.
I’ve been pretty busy. Here are the highlights.
I’ve spent the last two weeks –
Deciding what to call my documentary.. drum roll please…. The Gospel According to Jessica
Talking on the phone with Natalie’s sleigh bed manufacturer. Please deliver her bed before she goes off to college.
Taking Harrison to his eight month appointment … 18.1lbs baby!
Starting a bunch of product review guides – Harrison is in the middle of an organic baby food product review. Too fun!
Missing a NY1 segment because of delays in Chicago. Bad O’Hare. Bad. Bad.
Feeding 46 year old birthday girls baby food.
Waiting on line at Shake Shack in cold weather. Colder weather. The coldest weather ever.
Preparing for snowstorms that don’t show up.
Dropping Natalie off at Tada!
Eating dinner in Long Island with the kids’ Grandma Jenny
Picking out a dress coat at Lord & Taylor for Miss Nat with her Grandma Jenny.
Squeezing into a pair of pants I should fit into by now but blame my holiday food induced coma.
Hearing my eyesight has gotten better.
Getting compliments on my temporary glasses.
Forgetting to order my contacts.
Piling up laundry.
Donating items to the Goodwill.
Renting Sharing cars.
Blogging everywhere else but here.
Witnessing a woman who reminded me of my grandmother have a health problem in the studio.
Jumping on the kid’s bathroom step stool because I thought my brand new, clean apartment had a mouse. (The noise was coming from Madison, the Chinatown turtle.)
Tiling my bathroom floor. OK, maybe I’ve just bought the tile, put it on the floor, picked up and put it back in the box. But it will be tiled soon!
Being cheated on by Jessica who went to Isabella’s with Valerie after I cheated on her and went there with Laine last month. (Two wrongs don’t make a right people!)
Freaking out that the audience giveaways were hiding somewhere in NBC
Getting the best manicure/pedicure but the most frightful eyebrow wax.
Being offered spokesperson positions
Having Crain’s New York Business take my little idea and put it in print.
Dealing with computer problems causing me to miss lunch with Leslie. (Hey Al, when you created the Internet, could you have made more reliable email too!)
Watching pointless horror movies like The Hitcher and ____________. (I won’t admit the other one.)
Listening to my iPod.
Talking with strangers at airports.Booking segments into spring.
Charging my cell phone one day. Not charging my cell phone.
Eating bad sushi with Donna and then better pizza.
Receiving phone calls from Time Warner Cable at 10 30 at night asking if the technician could come by then to fix my DVR
Writing health articles for American Baby magazine.
Registering for two tradeshows I was planning on missing but now have been guilted into attending.
Hurting my toe. Still hurts. Ouch.
Wishing I didn’t eat at CPK with Jessica the cheat.
Writing product reviews.
Shopping at Banana Republic for segment clothing. Nothing. On Sale. Nothing. Regular priced.
Relying on solely what’s in my closet for my television appearances. (Oh no!)
Checking out so many reality show debuts (or season debuts) that my brain has turned into mush.
