- The names Kennedy, Duff and Adam Curry are in your memory.
- You ask “Kim who? Tim who? Jim who?” throughout the VMA Opening Act.
- Thoughts of Britney having a comeback are your main concern.
- Demi Moore walked on stage. And you knew it was Demi Moore who walked on stage.
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You start mocking the commercials – Look MTV is doing “COPS” 20 years later!
- The highlight of your night is hoping Lil Wayne trips down the stairs while he acts a fool.
- Even Obama shout outs and Sarah Pallin jabs are getting on your nerves.
- LL Cool J talking about lingerie is a high point of the long winded show.
- Slash shows up and you ask “Where’s Axl? Are they getting back together yet?”
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Hearing Miley Cyrus would be singing a Bon Jovi classic garnered a grown.
- You keep asking who Russell Brand is because you didn’t see Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
- You remember Sweet Home Alabama being performed live years ago and it wasn’t with Kid Rock or Lil Wayne.
- Back in the day when Eddie Murphy hosted, his schtick didn’t make you wanna fall asleep.
- The much hyped Kanye West show close out was worth waiting around for like waiting for old stale nachos.
You promptly changed the channel the minute the Entourage season premiere starts.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
So funny. I am definatly to old to be watching!!
September 28th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Kennedy and Adam Curry? I remember Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson!
September 28th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Too funny! Yeah, I don’t even know what channel MTV is on anymore. I must say I can not pass up a STAR magazine when Brittany is on the cover! It’s my guilty pleasure reading about other peoples f*cked up lives
September 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
the best part of the VMA’s was Kanye West’s performance at the end… the worst part was the host (what’s with the accent?)
September 29th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
TOO FUNNY! I just wanted to see Britney & Christina! lol