If you ever wondered out loud what’s coming on television because you are too lazy to get the remote to see what you’ve set to tape on your DVR (and what TiVo has decided to tape for you) – make sure your children aren’t in earshot.

Because if they are it will go something like this –

N: Mama, Wizards of Waverly Place comes on on the weekends.

L: I Spy comes on Saturdays.

N: New Hannah Montana comes on on Sunday nights at Eight. Past my bedtime.

L: Mama, can I watch Chicken Little?

N: No, no that’s on later.

L: Can I watch Noggin… pleeeeeease (complete with pouty face that always wins me over.)

N: I don’t want to watch Noggin!

N: Mama, when are you going to be on Noggin.

L: I want Sportacus.

N: It’s called LazyTown.

L: Mama, can I watch LazyTown, plllllllllllease.

Mama: Blue’s Clues it is.

You would think the TV was on 24/7 on the TV Guide channel in my house the way they knew when their shows (or shows they know exist) come on.