Thanks for showing up early
You weren’t supposed to be here for another week
It’s not like I don’t have plans
and wouldn’t be bothered by you arriving early.
Causing me to stay in for the evening
To deal with you – you pain.
Yeah, I’m a little crabby
And probably a bit down
Its all your fault, Auntie.
I blame you.
Next time you show up, show up when expected.
So I won’t have to run around scrambling to change sheets.
And find things you like at 10PM
Watching sappy movies you like
Just to make you happy.
You are no longer allowed to disrupt my life –
even if you just plan on staying a little while.
You hear me?!
I live my life with tea and crumpets only when I want them.
Sure now I’m a little grumpy.
And maybe even a bit sensitive.
So I have only one thing to say –
I blame you.
Period.
