Neil was looking at some pictures on my blog last night.
“I like pictures. I’m nosy” he told me.
Yea, you’re not the only one.
The other day I was told a few thousand Google searches were made for “Victoria Pericon Husband”
People must think I locked the kids father in the basement like that mother did on Desperate Housewives. (What a crazy story line right?!)
Their dad is in fact alive, happily doing his own thing and could care less about my blog.
He’s never asked me to not write about him (or to write about him) on my blog.
But he did ask me yesterday to not say anything about his mother on here unless it’s fantastic because his family reads my blog (Hello to the Weinsteins! And the Smiths! And to whomever else related to him reading this instead of CNN.com)
I really am the only one deciding who, what and when shows up here.
So for all of you searching Victoria Pericon Husband in Google and want to see a photo, I’ll happily oblige with photos of the kids’ papa. And if you get ask nicely and offer me something pretty, maybe one day, I’ll post photos of my first husband who I know reads my blog and is terrified of his current wife finding out he still calls me. lol Don’t worry people, I’m not mean. I just find it hilarious considering. Well maybe one day, I’ll share that story. Because darling if that isn’t a $14.95 beach blanket paperback waiting to happen, I don’t know what is.
Some photos for inquiring minds …
The requisite wedding picture
That’s him on a boat in Hilton Head
At Luke’s third birthday party
Walking into Sesame Place
Socializing at Natalie’s 4th birthday
On Harrison’s First Birthday
About to go into Natalie’s Preschool Graduation brunch
Trying to get Harrison to eat blueberry at Grandma Jenny’s house
At a friend’s party at a park in Brooklyn
Visiting the Baby Beluga whales at the Mystic Aquarium
See Google search people. Their dad exists. And I never use Photoshop so it’s really him. Because if I was going to use Photoshop, I’d borrow a page from Kristen and mix a little Michael Vartan with a little Wentworth Miller and just a splash (ok, two splashes) of Benicio del Toro.
Oh and my kids really appreciate your curiousity and concern but request next time instead of doing a Google search you send stickers and um cookies. Preferably hand iced ones in cutesy shapes. These will do.
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January 5th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Wow, does this mean that all we have to do is ask for certain photos and you will post them for us? I’m thinking.
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January 5th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Only if I am asked nicely. And when stickers are provided to my children.. oh yea and the cookies.. those are for them as well..
January 5th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Do not fall into Neil’s trap. (But you know that, don’t you?)
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January 6th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Oh that was too funny! Thanks for sharing and makng me feel better!
I thought only I had baby daddy drama! LOL 
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